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He sat up in bed, thought of Hermione, had his first j/o session of the day, and then ate some breakfast. Today he was to return to Hogwarts Magical School of Wizardry, Witchcraft, and Sexual Exploration. His bag was already packed, meaning he needed to drain his ball sack again, so he had another epic j/o session. Wasting no time, other than those initial two j/o sessions, he grabbed his packed bag (meaning his luggage), and headed out the door. "What did you do this summer?" a soon to be wizard would ask. "Oh, you know," a different soon to be wizard would reply. "Thought of blow jays and Quidditch or some other bullshit." This continued for some time as they all ate candy and tried to hide their boners and wetties, depending on their gender. The Headmaster looked quite aged, but still up for pretty much anything as long as there was no cuddling afterward. "Thank you all for enduring that excruciating Sorting Hat Ceremony," he whispered. "Let us all please try to wake up for the introduction of your new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher, Professor Bonebubble." He gestured to his right where a tall leggy blonde stood. Her tits were like ba dang, her ass was like ka pow, and Harry bet her pussy tasted like sweet butterbeer. Professor Bonebubble walked to the podium as all eyes ogled her, even the girls' eyes. Not all the girls, of course, as Hermione got instantly jealous. So jealous, in fact, that she reached down and placed both of her hands on a cock, one belonging to Harry and the other belonging to Ron. One was significantly larger than the other, but she would never reveal which until the following year's Truth Or Dare Magstravaganza. "Greetings, students," cooed Bonebubble. "I look forward to enlightening you all in the ways of curses, boogerboos, cunderclits, and other such magical nonsense." She pushed her breasts together as if to say, "Mmmm hmmmm. yeah." The hall let out a collective moan, except for Hermione, who just squeezed Ron and Harry's dicks harder. "I hope we have a great time getting to know each other," Bonebubble continued. "Although I understand that I will probably be dead or fired by the end of the year." The hall let out a collective groan, except for Hermione, who let go of the two dicks and huffed off in a puff. Dumbledore stood once more. "And now if the younger students could leave so we can begin the Porking Hat Ceremony," Dumbledore whispered. "That would be fucking great."Chapter 5: Incumtations Hermione was fast asleep by the time everyone arrived at the dorms. Normally the boys and some of the girls would love to watch the deliciously smooth skin of her deliciously delicious breasts rise and fall as she breathed in and out, but they all just wanted to have a private j/o or diddle session to thoughts of Professor Bonebubble's everything. They did and they slept soundly. No, Hermione said, sexily. I meant your penis. Oh, Harry muttered, quite embarrassed. He quickly whipped out his penis and presented it to Hermione in the most business like of fashions. She pulled out her own wand sexily and pointed it at Harrys wand. The first instance of wand meant wand while the second meant penis. Cockatum Erectum! she shouted sexily as colorful sparks flew from her wand (read: wand). The sparks settled and she could see Harrys now quite erect wand (read: penis). Time to take your OWLs or whatever, he told her. But Harry, Hermione began, sexily. OWLs arent for another couple of weeks! Harry remembered what Dumbledore always said about the charms of Swibberdot Gwindlebarm and collected his thoughts/penis. 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It will give you the answer to what is the most important thing you can say to your child when they come in last place and didn get a prize like everyone else? It will answer what consequence you should you give them after they have emptied the aromatherapy sea salt all over the floor on the night you were planning on having a long overdue soaking retreat. It will give you the parenting tool to remain patient and calm while they are having a meltdown, when the bills are due, when everyone is hungry, school projects are due, someone has a meeting or game now and your workday was the soap opera from you know where. Because I have seen these situations occur I know your first thought is to have your own major meltdown by screaming and hiding but that will only double even triple the things that you needed to get done yesterday. 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